One of those question thingys I'm totally addicted to.

I copied this questionnaire from Sadie that reads Crystal's blog. And, she's from Memphis.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Diet Mt. Dew

2. Where was your profile picture taken? On movie set of "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry."

3. Can you play Guitar Hero? yeah, if they had a slow mo version.

4. Name someone who made you laugh today. What was it about? A co-worker. He is just an idiot.

5. How late did you stay up last night and why? Till 11:30. Because I was freaked out. I had my very first problem with my iMac. It wouldn't eject the disk. Finally figured out how. whew!

6. If you could move somewhere else where would you and why? Aruba. It's almost perfect.

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks? I dunno. Guess I really never made it a point to remember. I'm a pyro and I usually like to see the explosions.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you? Dan. He's just down the street a bit.

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends? With benefits? Yes. Rarely but yeah. But definitely not if there are benefits involved

10. Do you like Dr. Pepper? It's good (that's all I'm allowed to say)

11. When was the last time you cried really hard? When I had didn't sleep for 2 days while Harmony was sick then I got swine flu and felt like death. (I made that up. I never cry. I 'm a man. DUH)

12. Who took your profile picture? I have no clue

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of? Harmony. Sunday after church on my phone.

14. Was yesterday better than today? Why? NO! yesterday was rough. Today is Ok so far.

15. Can you live a day without TV? Easily. Can't say the same for the kids though

16. Are you upset about anything now? Not really upset. A little bummed about money and my job situation.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? yeah. Sometimes. lol

18. Are you a bad influence? I could be. You have to ask people I actually influence. Good luck with finding someone to fit into that category.

19. Night out or night in? Depends on the money and the mood.

20. What items could you not go without during the day? Air conditioning, a vehicle, running water and my iPhone.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? Karen Busby. :(

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? Haha will do! I IMd him and told him.

23. How do you feel about your life right now? Optimistic. There is HUGE potential for our situation. It just takes time and lots of hard work.

24. Do you hate anyone? I don't hate, I just strongly dislike a few people.

25. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find? nothing remotely interesting.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? Yep, unless they test for the pain pills I have for my shoulder.

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before? Yes. Crystal actually called me perfect. Must have been before she realized that I'm just a regular ass ol' dude. She might have been drinking at the time too. It was quite a while ago.

28. What song is stuck in your head? The same one that has been stuck in there since the 80's, the theme from Super Mario Brothers.

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2 a.m., whom do you want it to be? I dunno. Who took Ed McMahon's place with those big checks? (I asked a co-worker this question and he said "A horny, nekkid, big breasted blonde with amnesia.") <- Good answer

30. Do you (or did you) want to have grand kids before you’re 50? It's shaping up to be that way whether I want it or not.

31. Tell us your Saturday night. Get home from work, get cleaned up and spend time with the family.

32. Do you think too much or too little? Mostly too much but here lately I haven't had the time.

33. Do you smile a lot? I dunno really. Hmmm. Guess I should make it a point to.

Hump day

It's hump day again. (do I really need to say that when the post called Hump Day and it's put out on Hump Day?) Since my last post a lot has happened. Halloween came and went. Is it me, or does Halloween seem like it was a long time ago?

It was funny watching Harmony walk up to a door, try and squeeze her way in front of Virginia, look the candy giver and say"Shrigger shreet thank you" and sometimes just "Shrigger thank you," and wait for her portion of the goods. We went with our friends the Bulls at first, then we took the kids to Crystals parents and around that neighborhood. By the end of it, Harmony was dragging her little feet and her pumpkin was too heavy to lift so the people were trying to bend down and put a few pieces of candy in without spilling the rest in their bowl.

It was cold out. That's a green jacket over white lace sleeves

I am probably going to hear about this one. My shoes and camera bag (on the floor by the window) and her regular clothes (pink shirt) are visible on the floor. Crystal keeps a clean house. So clean in fact, it gets to be a little obsessive at times. So don't get the facts skewed.

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And now for the Hump day list.

#1 Hump the guy at work that made it all click this morning when he said, "The only people that have problems are the ones that have sense." Wow. No wonder I work with a lot of people that seem to have no problems.

#2 Hump Microsft for charging for Windows 7. I paid a ton for Vista and it hasn't worked right since day one. You have been giving out free updates for Vista for the last year or so and all Windows 7 seems to be is Vista with the bugs worked out. So... Why not release it as an update instead of a whole new OS? Don't you think you owe it to all Windows users? Apparently not. THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED TO MAC. Snow leopard is only $30 because it is an update. You are lucky Microsoft. My wife HAS to use windows for work. She is still on Vista because we can't afford your upgrade... I mean NEW OS. I hate you greedy bastards. There I said it.

#3 Hump the economy. You have put my company in a bind and stripped all of it's employees of benefits. That includes me. It's funny how the Economy was of no concern to me 3 days ago, then BAM! It's sobering but at least I have a job.

#4 Hump people that e-mail me to tell me that my point of view is wrong. NO idiot, it's MY point of view. By all means, share yours with the world but don't tell me I'm wrong because I don't think like you do. Guess what? I have an opinion! Speaking of opinions, I based what I said about that Squidbillies show on one episode. I saw 2 more and they were almost unwatchable. As it stands the show is 1 for 3. I dunno if I can watch many more if they were like the last two.

#5 Hump people who can't drive normally. This isn't a HUGE problem in my commute but I will occasionally run across the idiot the makes a last minute turn with no signal into my lane almost hitting me. This person will usually give me the finger while yelling and waving their arms like they are on fire. Sometimes I wish they would catch fire. Quit being pissed, turn around, and keep your eyes on the road because you are about to run over another innocent driver.

Crystal's Birthday is in 13 days. What do women like for their birthday around $5? Geez. I wish I was kidding. Love you gals and guys. (Ladies first!)

Oh I almost forgot. Kandi asked me to post this link about domestic abuse. It's something she is very passionate about. What could it hurt.

Twittle

I am not fully understanding the whole twitter thingy. I added a bunch of you but don't see many posts but I do have about 18 buh-jillion tweets from people tweeting every 2 minutes about business ideas and other spam. Spammers are everywhere man. Waiting on the trolls to start in.

Someone please school me on the purpose of twitter. Is it like a micro blog? Do people really Blog, myspace, facebook, twitter, and text at the same time? If so, when do they find time to live? Do they put bits and pieces on different and want you to look at all of them to find out EXACTLY what they've been doing all day? And do people really look on all the different sites to find out? If so, I'm gunna need an assistant. Any volunteers?

Dang. I have a headache now. I'm gonna tweet about my headache and get back to living regular ass life.

I won a Jeep!!!

So I was with Crystal a church dinner or something similar. After saying Hi to everyone I left to go to the movie theatre, conveniently located right across the street. I walked in and got a drink at McDonald's, again conveniently located inside the theatre. Upon finishing the drink, someone pointed out that it was Monopoly time and to peel the stickers off of the cup. I did and won a friggin Jeep Wrangler. While I am not at all a fan of jeeps, I was still excited as hell to have a new ride. On top of that, I was about to start watching a movie I'd been waiting to see for weeks on the chalkboard at the front of the classroom.

I was actually inside a building that morphed into a school and was totally oblivious. Maybe it happened while I was in a state of bliss about winning the jeep.

When I realized that there wasn't going to be any movie, I did most anyone else would have done. I said "To hell it, I'm gunna go get my new ride" and left. As I walked through the doors of the church, I spotted Crystal talking to a guy I call brother Hezekiah. His name became Hezekiah when he stopped brushing his hair, got all shaggy, grew a full beard and started wearing a black leather motorcycle vest over long sleeved pastel blue shirts with black slacks. Crystal was thrilled to see that I'd won a new vehicle and we ran out of the building hand in hand on our way to the dealership to pick it up.

Ding dong doo deep.... ding dong doo deep... ding dong doo deep...

DANGITTTTTT. The alarm was going off.

You mean there is no new Jeep? No vehicle with defrost, or knobs, or a dash, a good transmission, or CV joints that don't knock when I turn the wheel? I shall call today a daymare because last night was pretty real right? (fingers crossed)

McDonald's does have the Monopoly game going right now. I am collecting game pieces from all the people at work and entering them online. So far I've won 50 MyCoke reward points. Yay me!!!

Today is my hump day. Tues - Sat doesn't suck any less this week. LOL

Hump Dat 10/28

Mr. Mcknob's list of this to hump on this weeks Hump day post. These are totally playful rants with a semi serious undertone. It's all in fun so don't get your drawers in a wad. K. Remember I love you all. Well... not you troll. Go away.

#1 Hump those tiny, uncomfortable and sometimes painful bits of popcorn that get stuck in your teeth. I hate em and move to find a way to eliminate them.

#2 Hump people that look down on others for their political stands and hump dirty politics. Politics are ridiculous now days. Yeah I said it and therefore I stand behind it. I also invite anyone, including members of congress, to argue the point with me. (p.s. I think 90% of politicians are corrupt)

#3 Hump the Squidbillies show. How dare they make fun of us like that. I cross all eight of my arms pissed of every time I see it on TV. We aren't all like that.

#4 Hump people that call Soccer "football." You obviously aren't a red blooded American and have never been to Texas Stadium to see a Cowboy's game. (I haven't been there yet so if you get a chance, I wanna go!) Futbol is not an American word. If I went to England and asked for chips, I wouldn't expect a bag of Lay's. Get it right people and stop arguing with me. I'm right... period.

#5 Hump airlines. All of them. You mean to tell me that you can put over a million dollars of sensitive electric equipment, high powered radars, radios that can reach for hundreds of miles, and an indestructible "black box" in your planes but nothing that will video record the cockpit? I really give 2 shits about a pilots privacy when my life is in his hands. If a doctor messes up during surgery, a patient (1) may die. If a pilot is asleep, I mean on his laptop and unaware of his surroundings for over an hour, he still has the life of many people in his hands. The pilots union stopped airlines from putting in security cameras in planes due to "privacy" issues. they get paid more than 3 times what I make I have cameras on me at work. What's the difference. Yeah, I'd prefer not to have them on me but I am not responsible for 100+ human lives either.

Points to ponder. =P

I've been tweeting and facebook'ing more these days. You are more than welcome to add me on either or both. If you follow me (twitter) let me know if I don't start following you within a few days so I can start following you. I am @mrmcknob on Twitter. I will have to find my facebook link and post it later. Can't do it at work. If someone has it, please post it in comments. Have a good day and rest of the week. I won't get to post much until we get back on our feet. Until then, I'll be working late.

Hump Day

I'm cranky today. Haven't got much sleep in the last 5 days because of my shoulder. It took an act of congress to get some pain meds and just got them yesterday. I finally got 8 hours of sleep last night.

#1 Hump all the dope-head em-effers that made it difficult for the rest of the world to get legitimate help. I hope your selfish highs were worth it. I'll never know.

#2 Hump mortgage lenders for making it damn near impossible for the blue collar class of people to qualify for a home loan. Especially the big bastards those same people helped bail out.

#3 Hump Apple for putting out new products like the new Magic Mouse with the new iMac. You bastards know I'm broke yet you tempt me with the new technological play pretties.

#4 Hump CSI the TV show. I get tired of you being on my TV 70% of the time the TV is on. Someone dies and you find the killer. WOW! I just predicted your next episode. Crystal LOVES that damned show.

#5 Hump the sorry bastards dumping decapitated deer carcases beside my house. You could donate the deer meat to the homeless. My kids play in your so called deer dumpin' grounds.

#6 Hump animal rescue places for charging a "$300 Donation" to adopt a friggin dog. I want to rescue one for the family not pay AKC registered prices. I've seen AKC labs for $200. Even though a lab would be WAY too big. Don't get me wrong, I understand there are fees associated with spaying and neutering along with worming and other meds but DAMN. $300 for a mutt. I love mutts. They typically aren't inbred like most purebreds. Most of the time they are smarter and just all around better dogs.

Too cute things.

Harmony and I had a chance to spend some quality time together today. I was getting her dressed and she stopped, grabbed my face and asked. "Daddy, you my big boy helper?"

"Yeah pumpkin, I'm your big boy helper."

"Mrs. Marry says I'm a big helper"

It tickled me to death. I'm her big boy. At bedtime I asked her if she had to potty. After 2 cups of juice and a cup of warm milk I just knew the answer would be YES. I was wrong... kind of. I knew she had to go and tried to coax her. "Baby, are you sure you don't have to potty. Daddy has to go potty."

"OK daddy, you go in mommy's bathroom like a big boy... go daddy before you pee pee on you self. You have a pee pee or poo poo?"

Why is it so cute coming from the other side? Hope it's not just me.

Thank you Peggy

I got an e-mail from one of my readers and she urged me to go see an ortho. I did and guess what, I have either a torn rotator cuff or tendonitis. I have to go to physical therapy for a few weeks to see if its tendonitis. They stuck a 4 inch needle in my shoulder and said it should help with the pain in a few days. I'll have to let you know in a few days cause right now.... DAAAAAAANG! It's throbbing. I am keeping a positive attitude about it and it didn't keep me up all night last night.

Have a great weekend. My grandparents will be at my mom's this weekend and I am taking the youngin' over there to let them have a field day with her. We might even check out the zoo. The electric wheel chairs are $22 a pop x2 grandparents plus senior admission we are looking at about $70 just for the 2 of them. I think they would enjoy it though. I will have to get plenty of pics if we go.

Hump Day

#1 Let's not hump this girl or her mother. Wow! Seriously? For a bacon double cheeseburger? I am at loss for words.


#2 Thanks goes to my good buddy Mike for this link. You can now hump this girl. You know she is clean. Looks like she even has a smooth texture. (please watch this video when you get a chance. Guys aren't the only ones that do it. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. You might also find it hilarious unless you are a tad uptight and think it's disgusting.)

#3 Hump the first person to refer me to a doctor that specializes in shoulder pain in Memphis. I can't sleep sometimes because it hurts so bad. Dangit man.

#4 Hump Drew Carey for setting up a 1 million dollar challenge benefiting the LiveStrong organization. (speaking of things on TV. Hump the Cowboys for barely winning against the 0-5 Chiefs on Sunday.)

#5 Hump my family life which has drastically changed for the better over the past few weeks. I hope we keep trending in the right direction. And... MY GOODNESS... the wife has been on top of her game. I am happier than I have been in several years even though we have NO money. I think maybe the lack of money and extracurricular activities has brought us all a little closer together.

Shame on me for not blogging for a whole week.

It's Hump Day Again

Things to hump on this hump day...

1. Hump the lady from my post yesterday. She came to work today just as bitter as ever. Someone please hump her asap. I think if I tried, it might cause tension her in the office so I'm gonna leave it up to you.

2. Hump people that recycle. I am starting a new trend of being greener. I've already went 80% all organic on stuff for the yard. Call me a hippie I don't care.

3. Hump my new Internet connection. It's unbelievably fast. I average 12 down and 7 up. Who knew CenturyTel was that fast. Not me. And especially not for $50 a month on a year contract. (sorry for the crappy cell phone pic)

4. Hump the American spirit and people that help other people. There is a mayoral race happening in Memphis and people are asking the candidates what they plan on doing about the high grass at the house next door. Memphis is one of the top cities in the US for crime and murder and you are complaining about garbage, grass, and neighbors. I send a hump out to the people that pitch in and help their neighbor and community. Just think at the tax money that could be saved if the citizens took a little initiative and mowed that grass or helped their community instead of spending wasted time and effort bitching about it and looking up who to call. Who gets recognized more? People that bitch or people that do? Hell, while I'm on this recycle kick, might as well start a neighborhood watch too. I hate not really knowing my neighbors. I remember growing up after we moved into the city and everyone knew everyone for several streets over. And I'm not talking about just knew. We knew what time they went to bed, who was their house by what car was in the driveway, what they were doing for the holidays, and sometimes what they had for dinner. We NEVER had a break in. EVER.

5. Hump everyone making the most out of our current economic situation. God love ya. It's tough sometimes. Cutting out things that aren't necessities and clipping coupons. It's gotten that way for us and most of the people we are close to. Keep your chin up. Things will get better. At least most of us still have food, water, air to breathe, and a place to sleep.

You guys have a happy Hump Day. I love ya.

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Random Man

Anyone ever see the TLC hoarding show? They are talking about it here saying people are holding on to everything from sears magazines from the 70's to having 8 broken sewing machines that they are "going to get fixed." It's scary. I used to be like that before I met Crystal. She has pretty much changed the way I hold onto stuff. She has a 6 month rule. It sucks sometimes because I really was going to build something with all that wood. It just rotted before I got around to it. :P

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Did you hear that they caught a 750 pound shark in Florida? Yeah. Probably the number one reason I don't do oceans. If it can catch a swordfish, it can catch my big ass.

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I saw online where someone cleaned out a plastic squeeze ketchup bottle and put pancake mix in it to make "no mess" pancakes. Brilliant idea!

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I may look into recycling. I've really just been to lazy to do it but I saw a few articles that will blow your freaking mind. Just one aluminum can can save so much energy. Man, as many Dr. Peppers as the family goes through. I could probably power my friggin house for a month with the energy saved from recycling the DP cans that come through my house in a month. I've read that one can recycled can save enough energy to power a TV anywhere from 2-4 hours.

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One of the ladies I work with is about 50 or so and could easily be a virgin. She is bitter at the world and has nothing to do with men. She believes almost every conspiracy theory and believes that the world is out to get her. Apparently her condo sits in a valley and with all the rain, got flooded and is costing her a ton of money. (She thinks Bush did it because Obama is a people person and would not have sent a flood to her.) She is crazy. So, understandably, we were all shocked when a bouquet of flowers showed up for her. The ladies flocked to her cubicle and wanted to know who they were from, what the card said, if she had been seeing someone, what color dye she is using on her hair..... you name it. Her only response was "they are probably from someone who feels sorry for me. I'm not reading the card. I need money not flowers."

WTF???? If I already didn't feel bad enough for her, I do now. :(

She will be on my hump day list tomorrow for sure.

How to tell the world it's the weekend!

Humpity Humping Hump Day (say it 3 times fast)

Things to hump on this wonderful hump day.

1. I would personally like to hump the swine flu to death. We are mostly over it. Still a little tired at times but nobody died.

2. Wal-mart needs a hump for raising the bar and offering 100 toys for $10 and setting a course that other stores are following. Good for them in our current economic state.

3. Someone do the honors for obvious reasons. (there will be a form, a background check, and blood work needed for this one) My mom needs a hump for risking getting sick by driving in with a boatload of meds and soup. Harmony who was just getting over the H1N1 when Crystal and I got hit the hardest and she volunteered to get her so we could rest up.

4. Hump the person that invented socks. These boots would be uncomfortable as hell without them. Thank you. I tried to research who came up with them and couldn't find a place where everyone agrees. Geez. Who knew people would actually be disputing who came up with socks. I'm just glad someone did and that the idea has stuck up till now.

5. Hump people without a sense of humor. You know the ones. The people that are always negative about everything and want others to be as miserable as they are. They need some humpin'. Hey a lil humpin' cheers me up. Who knows? Humping (with consent of course) could make the world a better place. Toady is HUMP day. No matter how bad your day is, when you get off or get the kids to bed... hump the one(s) you love.


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Swine flu

Harmony got diagnosed with the H1N1 virus a few days ago. The doc said she was high risk for contracting and spreading because she is so young. Now that she is pretty much over it, Crystal and I have come down with it.

I dunno what it's supposed to feel like but this is one of the worst things I've ever felt. This morning was the worst of it. It felt like I had been hit by a freight train. I could barely move and had a horrible dry cough. I was wearing sweats and covered up with blankets and comforters and still felt like I was going to freeze to death.

I called my mom and told her what was going on and she volunteered to tome get Harmony because I was doing everything in my power, literally, to try and keep up with her. She risked getting it herself and came over with a truckload of soup, medicine, and stuff to make a few Hot Toddys. She got here and after some chicken noodle soup, Tylenol, and a hot toddy, I went to bed.That was about 2 and now its around 9:30. I just finished off some more soup, another tylenol, and another one of those nasty effin hot toddys and am going back to bed.

Mom was right about it helping, I could barely move this morning and now I am still achy but at least I can function. She mixed 1/3 lemon juice & 1/3 honey and put it in the microwave for a minute and then added 1/3 whisky. If I had to imagine what it tastes like, I would say warm fish piss. Whatever works right?

I hope you never have to go through this. Not even the one troll that frequents me.

If your weekend is sucking, you can say "Hey! At least I don't have swine flu."

Love ya!

Playing Sick

One of the local radio stations got a call from a mom who's kid skipped school yesterday. He probably would have gotten away with it if the school didn't call his mom and asked why she wrote :

My child was absent from school today because he had cat scratch fever.

beh derh derowww cat scratch feverrr derh derh derh derowwww.

These people around here kill me sometimes. Keeps me amused though.

Humpity Hump Day

Holy cow. I would have thought it was Tuesday all day if eBay hadn't sent me an e-mail to remind me of Mystery Wednesdays. OOOooo

1.) Hump being broke. I know most of you out there are loaded and don't know what that's like so I'll tell you. It SUCKS! HA!

2.) Hump credit card companies for upping the interest over 15%. Seriously! 15% isn't enough for you? You need closer to 30% or are you just greedy bastards?

3.) Hump the woman I work with that gets pissed at you for bringing your lunch because that means you can't pick something up for her on YOUR lunch break. Leave every once in a while you 45 year, proud smoking, lung hacking whore. I'm done being nice to you.

4.) Hump good tasting foods for being high in carbs, fat, and/or calories. I can't even have tuna salad without going over a normal amount of carbs and fat.

5.) Hump people that think they are for some reason better or more deserving than others and /or jealous. Envy is one of the deadly sins.

The Great Question Challenge!

Virginia has been grounded for lying and sneaking candy (and pop-tarts) into her room and stuffing the wrappers in "hiding" spots. So she has been spending more quality time with us instead of being hoarded up in her room for hours at a time. She even asked if she could go got the store with me. WOW! I think she wanted to go for no other reason than to make sure I didn't forget the fudge pop-tarts that helped get her into trouble in the first place.

We get there and like most kids asked for almost everything that was colorful.

"OOOoo! Can we get this?"

"Do you even know what that is?"

"No!"

"Then put it down and quit touching stuff."

She did fairly good compared to most of the times she has gone with me until she saw this boy she met at her cousins house. She wanted to walk down that isle to see if he noticed her. He glanced but that was about it. I guess she was confused about if he saw her or liked her and it was like she jumped on the annoying train and I was chained to the track. It was question after question after question after question. Then she wanted to show me the Hannah Montana "Bam, Bam, turkey and ham" routine and the MILLION different ways it could be done. (even in slow-mo!) She had whittled my nerves down to almost nothing. I kept my cool and played along until we got outside.

"V. I want to challenge you. I want to see if you can go 30 minutes without asking a question. OK?"

"Sure. I can do that. Easy" she replied with that one eyebrow lowered/one raised smirk on her face. "What do I get if I win?"

"Bwah hah ha ha ha ha!"

We "started over" 7 times in the first 10 minutes. I gave up and asked her to go take a bath. She was in there about 30 minutes and yelled "I won! I won! I told you I could go 30 minutes."

I need a vacation. No seriously, I need a vacation. If you have some you can loan me.... I wish.

Hump Day

Things to hump on this hump day!

1. Debra for commenting on my post on Monday directing me to this guy pushing for a sarcastic font. He is my hero. And thank you!

2. All the rain here. I was torn between watering the grass and having a higher bill or just letting it all die because the funds are tight.

3. Gas stations being on every corner. I have been known to run my truck completely out of gas and there has always been a gas station close enough for me to coast into. I may look into getting that fuel gauge fixed one day.

4. The people sticking up for that Taylor Swift chick. Kanye has been through in my mind since the outburst during hurricane Katrina. Bush sent the hurricane there because he hates black people but Bill gates cant stop a small hurricane with billions of dollars. Get over yourself dude.

5. People that laugh at my corny jokes. I love you. You make me happy.

I have heard of the love boat

(You may have to click on the picture to be able to read it.)

It's been a long time since I've heard those magical words!!! Screen capture- The new greatest thing since sliced bread.


Have a wonderful Tuesday. Legit or not, That shit is funny. Hope you didn't get caught busting a gut at work.

Economic bank scandal

I came across this article about a bank executive using a bank owned property to throw parties. I wasn't surprised or appalled at anything but the very last paragraph.

Do people SERIOUSLY have that kind of money?