Did you guys know that the sears tower put in
glass balconies on the 103rd floor? You can count me OUT. NO way in hell are any of you gonna get my big ass out in a piece of glass a quarter mile up in the air. That is a disaster waiting to happen. And I DAMN sure aint paying you 20 buck to do it. You also wont catch me jumping out of a perfectly good airplane or jumping off of a bridge with rubber bands tied to my ankles. How does it not rip peoples feet off? Geez.
WAIT! I just had a great idea. What if you could take a drunk/passed out friend up there and have them wake up to nothing below them. Just watching them freak out would be priceless. HA HA HA ha ... ha... I swear, if any of you think of putting me out there if/when I am passed out, and I survive the inevitable heart attack. I am going to hunt you down and... Well, I am not going to incriminate myself but it wont be pretty.
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LMAO! My fat butt wouldn't be out on that balcony either. And you said the EXACT same thing I always say about skydiving and bungee jumping. I'm good with my 2 feet firmly on the ground. And I'm deathly afraid of heights..which is probably why I'm only 5 feet tall ;) Hehe.....
*shudder* just the picture freaks me out... and i'd be the passed out one my friends would have put out on the balcony to wake up and shit my pants...
I would do it all! I'd love to jump out of a plane! And I'd love to bungee jump too!
And, I really don't even like heights. I defeintely get weak kneed. But, I also think that there is so much to be learned when we face the things that make us uncomfortable.....Mind Over Matter!
that totally FREAKS ME THE F*CK OUT.
what is wrong with people?
they have a new court building in the big city down the road that is made of glass walls and floors and shit.
i had to take a friggin' ativan just to go up the elevator.
assholes.
andy:)
Yeah you won't catch this fat girl on that balcony either. I ain't afraid of heights, but I am afraid my fat ass would break it.
just got back from Chicago.... by the way its scary as shit, but still awesome.
Oh, yeah, I saw this on the news. I think it is absolutley cooky. There is no way I would get out there! But I love your idea about taking an inebriated buddy up there :)
If you can manage to get us to Chicago with an unsuspecting target, I'll carry the feet.
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