These may not be the wonders like you are thinking. These are things wondered, if that makes sense.
The 8th wonder: I wonder what the hell David Hasselhoff is thinking. On America's Got Talent, he tries to plug himself into everything he says. So far he has said things like HOFFtastic and HOFFeriffic but tonight he said HOFF nuts. Hoff nuts? WTF? Is he really from this planet? I wonder.
The 9th wonder: I have a friend that, at times, seems really really smart. Other times he comes out of the woodwork with some totally off the wall shit that makes you question his intent. I wonder if he is serious. This means nothing without an example. The guy isn't the smartest person when it comes to computers, yet he set up a gamers website got a monthly check and tons of perks. He fell on hard times and sold it. To me that is genius. Today he comes in my office to shoot the shit with me before he left. I just happened to check the news via Internet. There was something about burying Michael Jackson on his birthday. He told me that he thought Mike was buried then came out of nowhere with one of the strangest questions.
"Hey man. Have you ever wondered... since he bleached his skin... do you think that he bleached his unit too?"
With the most confused look I think I've ever had I replied with "What the hell are you talking about?"
"You know man. I stayed high when he was dark skinned and had no clue he was a black guy until I moved to Memphis and someone told me."
"C'Mon man. Are you being serious?"
"You can't tell me that you never wondered if he has a brown spot RIGHT THERE. He couldn't have bleached that part or he wouldn't be able to have kids."
I am barely breathing because I was laughing so friggin hard. It attracted attention and another co-worker came over. "Tell Gene what you told me."
He repeated the question. He was totally friggin serious and THAT blows my mind. He is genuinely curious. Then he got defensive by saying that we were going to go home and google it. Not a chance in hell. Nobody thinks about that shit.
That is what happens when you have too much time to think. That is what happens when you have over 10,000 bucks in the bank and claim to be too broke for basic cable.
4 comments:
Oh, great...now I need to bleach my mind...thanks...thanks a lot.
Meanwhile...I AM laughing hard enough to attract attention, only I don't know how to explain what's so funny to a six-year-old boy.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
he had a form of pseriosis that would turn his skin white, but it would do it in patches and it would look aweful. so he bleached it to take out the spots so it was infact just one color. so the answer to your friends question is "yes, it's white" because the skin diseases made it go that way anyway
Obi-
Not psoriasis. Vitiligo. And he used a combination of makeup to even out his skin tone.
I have a few coworkers with vitiligo. It's not even. It affects one guy's face and hand, anothers arm, another's cheek and neck.
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