Things to hump on this hump day...
1. The 24 hour day. There is too much stuff to get done in 24 hours especially if you are expected to sleep for 8 of them. I move for a 28 hour day.
2. The time I spend trying to get an iPhone on Craigslist by bartering. I could probably cut back down to 24 hours in a day once I accomplish that.
3. The fear of the H1N1 (swine flu) virus. It's probably not going to kill you. Don't freak out too much.
4. Gmail for crashing yesterday. C'Mon Google. Yahoo people had bragging rights yesterday. I HATE that especially as much as I rave about you. You made me look like an ass. Pre-shate' that.
5. Phillip Garrido. I hate to capitalize this sick fuck's name because he is inhuman to me. Did he perform the delivery of the first baby on the 14 year old. This fucker needs his hands and feet tied together, then his feet tied to his hands and hung just above a wild boar pen so they can eat his junk off. Then again, he might enjoy that too. just put a bullet in this guy and rid the world of him.
Hope you are having a GREAT hump day!!!
6 comments:
Phillip Garrido would probbaly like it if you humped him so let's leave him off the list, total, sick, pervert.
And I agree with the add more hours to the day, but I only get about 6 hours of sleep a night, and I still need more time, so can we make it 30 hour days?
My Mom's friend's son was selling his IPhone on Craigslist. He got an email, picked a gas station to meet at, so as not to disclose where he lived, and upon meeting the dude, promptly got robbed of his phone.
And this wasn't in Memphis! I totally thought it should have been, but then, that would suggest that our thiefs are of that calibre of intelligence. So, yeah, makes sense that it was somewhere else.
Ahhhh, Memphis, a paradise retreat for the lobotomized!
Ok...I'm so confused...are we humping good things or bad things? Does the humping change from week to week? (ie, good things one week, bad things the next)...let a person know...I don't want to be humping the wrong things :)
Fuck that shit! the child molesting ass fuck doesn't deserve an easy way out. I say throw him in general population in prison. They don't take to kindly to people who hurt children, so lets let him be the bitch for a few of California correction facilities finest
I said the same thing about the Garrido guy that you did, about the bullet. We live a couple of towns from where it happened so of course it's big big news here.
I move for thre 28 hour day too...And let's get rid of daylight savings cuz really who the hell needs it anymore. No sooner do my kids get on a good sleep schedule the fucking thing changes again and screws them up.
On number 1, I would like to add a request for an extra 8 hour NIGHT so I can have some uninterrupted sleep... those stinkin' DAYS keep interrupting! That's hard on a chronic insomniac! LOL! :p
Don't know nuthin' about numbers 2-4, but that last one, yeah, what you said. !! Yep.
Hump day posts inspired me to create my own hump list ... but I'm terrible about keeping up week to week.
@ Jaqueline, I take hump day as this: some days you wanna good hump ... and some days things piss you off so badly that you wanna say "hump you". In the end, it's still the same word. You can't hump the wrong things as long as YOU'RE happy with whichever side of the hump you choose, 'cuz hump everyone else's opinions!
(I'm now banning myself from use of the word 'hump' for at least a month.)
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