1. I would personally like to hump the swine flu to death. We are mostly over it. Still a little tired at times but nobody died.
2. Wal-mart needs a hump for raising the bar and offering 100 toys for $10 and setting a course that other stores are following. Good for them in our current economic state.
3. Someone do the honors for obvious reasons. (there will be a form, a background check, and blood work needed for this one) My mom needs a hump for risking getting sick by driving in with a boatload of meds and soup. Harmony who was just getting over the H1N1 when Crystal and I got hit the hardest and she volunteered to get her so we could rest up.
4. Hump the person that invented socks. These boots would be uncomfortable as hell without them. Thank you. I tried to research who came up with them and couldn't find a place where everyone agrees. Geez. Who knew people would actually be disputing who came up with socks. I'm just glad someone did and that the idea has stuck up till now.
5. Hump people without a sense of humor. You know the ones. The people that are always negative about everything and want others to be as miserable as they are. They need some humpin'. Hey a lil humpin' cheers me up. Who knows? Humping (with consent of course) could make the world a better place. Toady is HUMP day. No matter how bad your day is, when you get off or get the kids to bed... hump the one(s) you love.
This is message was approved by Mr. McKnob.
7 comments:
YAY Walmart!
And Yay to whomever is going to hump Chris's mom! She deserves it! ha ha! Your mom would probably kill you if she knew you were out here trying to find a way to thank her. Ha ha ha!
Hump my wife for getting mad at me when I try to wake her up in the morning, but lets the damn dog slobber and jump right on her bladder and just thinks he's "being cute".
Have a great day!
You should have worn your pink shirt tomorrow for Breast cancer awareness month!!
Good humps :) Glad to hear you guys are starting to feel better..that flu has me scared silly since I'm pregnant. Here's hoping to a fast and speedy recovery for the whole fam!
Its ok bro...Gay guys in denial can wear pink and get away with it...I remember that time you tried it and kind of liked it, so I'm not surprised that you are wearing pink now... And beastiality is wrong, but I bet thats how you really got this swine flu... Signed, Mr. Holland...............................................................
lol , happy hump day . that rocks that you are all getting better . way to go mom for stepping up to the plate but thats what moms are for, its in their "contract" somewhere i think? not sure , my mom clams that if she had not signed hers she would ran from me and my twisted mind years ago. lol
Humpity Humping Hump Day-------Great Chris!!! Now i have that stuck in my brain---Thanks a bunch!!
Post a Comment