#1 Let's not hump this girl or her mother. Wow! Seriously? For a bacon double cheeseburger? I am at loss for words.
#2 Thanks goes to my good buddy Mike for this link. You can now hump this girl. You know she is clean. Looks like she even has a smooth texture. (please watch this video when you get a chance. Guys aren't the only ones that do it. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. You might also find it hilarious unless you are a tad uptight and think it's disgusting.)
#3 Hump the first person to refer me to a doctor that specializes in shoulder pain in Memphis. I can't sleep sometimes because it hurts so bad. Dangit man.
#4 Hump Drew Carey for setting up a 1 million dollar challenge benefiting the LiveStrong organization. (speaking of things on TV. Hump the Cowboys for barely winning against the 0-5 Chiefs on Sunday.)
#5 Hump my family life which has drastically changed for the better over the past few weeks. I hope we keep trending in the right direction. And... MY GOODNESS... the wife has been on top of her game. I am happier than I have been in several years even though we have NO money. I think maybe the lack of money and extracurricular activities has brought us all a little closer together.
Shame on me for not blogging for a whole week.
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My husband and I are considering moving, and taking a paycut, to be happier.
The happiest time of my life was also the poorest time of my life. We lived on 800 bucks a month and it was superb living!
Hey regarding the "can't sleep from the shoulder pain" Get to an orthopedic because that is a rotator cuff issue. Had it for years! Pain became so bad my eyelashes fell out. not pretty - vanity finally made me go. Sooo much better and the drugs to help you sleep aren't so bad either. :-)
Hey Chris this is Carrie and Dan's neighbor. I have arthritis in my neck and shoulder. I have seen a orthopedic doctor for my pain. It is so much better now. I highly recommend you see one. I will give the number to Carrie to pass along to you. Hope you feel better soon.
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#5... yay! yes, I have found times of my life when we struggled the most made us closer.
sorry about the shoulder pain. been there, done that. mine was a side effect of what they call "frozen shoulder", tho'... just worked for months with a PT until we got it working again. Good luck with yours! Pain is NO fun.
Hi friend!
I would also like to say that the Cowboy win was a big surprise! I was not rooting for them though....my dad hates the cowboys, and well, I love my Dad, so I'm for anyone who plays against them. Sorry, but it would have come out at some point in out friendship, hope we still have one after that disclosure.
Anywho, I agree with you, Drew Carey is doing a tremendous thing there! But I think all celebs should give half of their moohlah to charities. How much better this world would run if we were running it ourselves, instead of relying on government programs to help us in our plights!
If I was a have, and not a have-not, you'd better believe I'd be giving more than a little of my cash up! It's what we all should do! Yay Drew! I knew I liked him!
And let me just say, sometimes turns for the worse (or what we perceive to be for the worse) can be huge turns towards the better. It's on the downs that we see change is possible, and not as scary as we make it out to be. So, happy you all are living in bliss-ville (or at least adjacent neighbors!)
videos are hilarous.
I left my job for happiness (the reason I was looking for work for 4 months). It was hard w/o the money, but my stress level and reduced migraines are worth it. Goes to show you don't have to have a lot of money to find happiness.
Well, at least the girl in the first video got the bacon, right? I mean, you know that's like an extra 25 cents.
Second video looks a little staged...might not be, but I sort of questioned it when the camera focused in on the lady and then zoomed in...also, I don't care how much your butt itches, you do NOT scratch that with that intensity in public...but I don't know...sadly, it very well could be real.
But yeah...I wouldn't prostitute for less than a double bacon cheeseburger...or maybe a Wendy's Baconator...I mean, I have standards :)
Most definitely butt-picking/smelling chick was staged. Just wantin' their 5 minutes of fame is all . . .
Hey Chris - you rock. Love your blog.
Laura
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