I won a Jeep!!!

So I was with Crystal a church dinner or something similar. After saying Hi to everyone I left to go to the movie theatre, conveniently located right across the street. I walked in and got a drink at McDonald's, again conveniently located inside the theatre. Upon finishing the drink, someone pointed out that it was Monopoly time and to peel the stickers off of the cup. I did and won a friggin Jeep Wrangler. While I am not at all a fan of jeeps, I was still excited as hell to have a new ride. On top of that, I was about to start watching a movie I'd been waiting to see for weeks on the chalkboard at the front of the classroom.

I was actually inside a building that morphed into a school and was totally oblivious. Maybe it happened while I was in a state of bliss about winning the jeep.

When I realized that there wasn't going to be any movie, I did most anyone else would have done. I said "To hell it, I'm gunna go get my new ride" and left. As I walked through the doors of the church, I spotted Crystal talking to a guy I call brother Hezekiah. His name became Hezekiah when he stopped brushing his hair, got all shaggy, grew a full beard and started wearing a black leather motorcycle vest over long sleeved pastel blue shirts with black slacks. Crystal was thrilled to see that I'd won a new vehicle and we ran out of the building hand in hand on our way to the dealership to pick it up.

Ding dong doo deep.... ding dong doo deep... ding dong doo deep...

DANGITTTTTT. The alarm was going off.

You mean there is no new Jeep? No vehicle with defrost, or knobs, or a dash, a good transmission, or CV joints that don't knock when I turn the wheel? I shall call today a daymare because last night was pretty real right? (fingers crossed)

McDonald's does have the Monopoly game going right now. I am collecting game pieces from all the people at work and entering them online. So far I've won 50 MyCoke reward points. Yay me!!!

Today is my hump day. Tues - Sat doesn't suck any less this week. LOL